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i just came back from this church youth camp abt two days back. it was pretty fun. for those of you who are gonna ask me 'how was the camp?', i'm gonna redirect you to this blog post. haha i'm tired of telling all of y'all how it was.
anyway, honestly, the camp would've been pretty boring if not for the two Tamil fellers from St. Gabriel's Secondary, namely Damien and 'Tiger Boy', and of course, the group i was in. the group i was in consisted of Brian, Edwin, Lionel, Hydon, Christon and our un-official seventh member, Shannon. if i was not in that group and the Tamil dudes weren't around i would've been bored stiff.
my group is crazy. esp. Brian, Edwin, Lionel and Christon. they are not afraid to be embarrassed in front of the public. most of the time i was kind of embarrassed to be with them, but i can tell you they are a load of fun. the two most embarrassing moments for me being around them was when they walked around Sentosa half naked covered in flour (half naked from the hip up of course), and the time when we had to do that dumb banana dance in front of tourists. oh yeah did anybody know i HATE to sing? still, they know how to enjoy themselves and i have them to thank for making the camp enjoyable.
and then the Tamil dudes. actually it was only one of the Tamil fellers who was the fun factor. Tiger Boy a.k.a Vivik(or sth like that. its pronounced that way). that guy is a nutcase. one look at him and you'll think he's a clown. like his appearance. he's got two teeth sticking out of his mouth from the side, he walks around like an ah pek and he's a little bit mental. the best part was when me and those two fellers went walking around at night.
it started when Vivik thought of disturbing Karen. so he took a dead leaf and threw it onto Karen's lap and yelled 'COCKROACH!'. Karen did scream. twice! after that he said fakes weren't nice, so i suggested looking for a real one. and he went around looking for a dead cockroach. while looking for a live cockroach. we found something even better. we found a frog about 5 inches fat. Vivik then dumped the frog beside karen hoping it would hop onto her. it didn't and Karen was getting slightly agitated by now. then we continued searching and then i found a beetle about 2 inches fat. that's pretty huge compared to your average house beetle. Vivik then finished the job by flinging the fat beetle onto Karen's long hair. the beetle got stuck there and then Karen was screaming. Karen apparently got pissed off with Tiger Boy and said 'I'm Not Gonna Talk To You Again.' and Vivik was like 'wah sial lah like that only ah.'.
that was only the beginning of the night. that idiot took David's flashlight, the one with the police siren and went walking around the beach. then we saw KAREN and Wee Liong(i think that's his name) walking around. Vivik was like saying 'no hanky panky!' in a very cheeky way. then he switched on the siren and shouted 'hey! you there! show me your I/C! walking around late at night ah.. doing what?'. Karen and Wee Liong walked off in a hurry.
later on we found another beetle. and we had a good laugh when Tiger Boy took the flashlight and interrogated the beetle. i cannot state how he did it here. everything he did would sound pretty lame if i put it here. u gotta actually see and hear him do it in order for you to laugh. mad dog.
we then were sitting at the beach when we saw a group of four youths walking. Vivik then switched on the siren and shouted 'hey! you there! show me your I/C! yes, the one-two-three-four-five of you! come here!'. it was then when me and damien went off to hide somewhere. we were thinking this doltard was gonna find trouble for us. luckily the youths just walked away like Karen and Wee Liong did. we then went on to talk to the parrots.
i think that night we did not sleep. i remember it was around 3 am when we saw someone who looked EXACTLY like Rudy start smoking. after that we saw that same guy go into the toilet. me and Vivik had different ideas. i said Rudy was smoking in the toilet. Vivik said that Rudy was smoking AND 'shaking'(if ya noe wad i mean) in the toilet. the next morning, or rather later on that day, we confronted Rudy and he said he went to the toilet to brush his teeth. then we were chiding him to tell the truth, to admit to us that he was a smoker. and he kept saying he did not know anything about him smoking last night. he then said it was not him who was smoking but it was him who went into the toilet. to me, the two looked EXACTLY the same. Rudy, Rudy..
we then talked cock for some time and went to the life guard tower and did the 'hey! you there! show me your I/C!' thing to some innocent strangers. me and Damien were comparing Vivik to a monkey. then we went to the monorail station to knock off at five o'clock in the morning. our breakfast was at eight and i woke up at seven. yes, we slept at the monorail station.
i guess that night was the best part of the camp for me. :D
thank you dustmites for reading! cuz no one else does.
